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The Legend of Chun-Li $1.99

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The Legend of Chun-Li

Released shortly before Dragonball Evolution, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li was part one of an insidious, cross-studio plot to systematically...
Signs $1.99

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Signs

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. He also made aliens at this point but totally forgot to use them. But that's all about to...
Equilibrium $1.99

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Equilibrium

In the first years of the 21st century, solely in response to "I've Got a Feelin'" by the Black Eyed Peas, feelings of any kind were prohibited by...
The Last Airbender $1.99

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The Last Airbender

After escaping a secret mountaintop Rogaine testing facility, Aang (some kid) encases himself in a large underwater ice sphere for one hundred years,...
Dragonball Evolution $1.99

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Dragonball Evolution

Goku is a [wild jungle boy ] teenager with [inhuman strength and an insatiable hunger ] a grandpa. He lives [alone ] in shame, fending for himself...
GATTACA $1.99

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GATTACA

The setting is a bleak future-fifties where there is no robot Fonzie (or even a roomba Potsie) and dress codes require at least a three piece suit...
The Forgotten $1.99

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The Forgotten

What if everybody had just finally managed to forget your smarmy son after he died fourteen months ago? Would you bring him up again? Would you...
Hulk $1.99

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Hulk

Hulk angry. Hulk confused. Hulk want see movie of Hulk, but why so many small pictures? Pictures fly at Hulk like birds. Which one movie? Where is...
Star Trek: Voyager, "Eye of the Needle" $0.99

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Star Trek: Voyager, "Eye of the Needle"

This riff is available exclusively on iRiffs.com. The product page can be found here. After Neelix, holo-lungs. a hall of mirrors, and space clouds,...
The Core $1.99

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The Core

You would think that a movie about sending nuclear bombs to the core of the earth in a giant cigar would be little more than two hours of people...

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