All the world is a stage,
and we're in the front row
with rotten cabbages and tomatoes.

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Mission:Impossible II $1.99

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Mission:Impossible II

Coming Soon! Korean action director John Woo (no doubt cheered on by his own last name) takes on the world of Mission:Impossible with all the great...
The Happening $1.99

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The Happening

M. Night Shyamalan drives the final nail in the coffin of his reputation for surprise endings by telling a tale with all the twists and turns of a...
Van Helsing $1.99

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Van Helsing

The year is allegedly 1888. The Vatican's army of Buddhists, Muslims, and toddling friars with hat hair work tirelessly to arm the great monster...
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow $1.99

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Whenever a mad scientist creates an army of gigantic metal geese led by a woman in an absurd leather shower cap, the World of Tomorrow® can always...
Godzilla (1998) $1.99

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Godzilla (1998)

Godzilla was originally about a Japanese guy in a rubber monster suit wrecking cities and fighting big moths. *Record-Scratch* But it's the 90's! And...
The Lost World: Jurassic Park II $0.99

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The Lost World: Jurassic Park II

Join distressingly recurring character Ian Malcolm, the smart-ass chaotitian, as he and his inexplicably ethnic daughter travel to Isla Sorna, where...
Jurassic Park
It's Free!

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Jurassic Park

A QuipTrack 16 million years in the making...at least it seemed that way to us. Between the kooky Spielberg moments and Michael Crichton's...
Lady in the Water
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Lady in the Water

"'A Thousand Narfs' is about a rare narf--who comes once in a generation of a narfs--called a Madam Narf." Young-Soon sums the story up pretty nicely...

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